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Name: simez
Interests: women and dota.
tkd, kendo, bball, basically all things sporting
eating, (cept cheese, i despise cheese)
Expertise: women (claudia) and dota.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Legal
Message: message me
Member Since:
6/29/2004
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| ahhh its been a while
i tend to go through xanga phases.
For those of you who are interested in what i am up to:
After attending the Anthony Robbins seminar, i decided that my life was in need of a few reforms.
Health
I have undergone a new health regime to improve my mind and body
1. Drink plenty of water (i already did that neway), and ONLY water (no more soft drinks, juices, milk)
purpose: more energy and beautiful skin
2. Eat at regular intervals : I used to eat whenever i felt like eating ie whilst watching tv, on the computer, reading a book, during times of boredom, driving, showering .etc etc ...
purpose: But eating regularly, ie breakfast, lunch and dinner, means ur metabolism will function in a regular fashion without being subjected to irrational bursts of binge eating.
3. No more drinking: Drinking has never been a problem for me. However i cannot say the some for some group members who enjoy the daily, 'casual' beer. I think drinking without purpose is very problematic and bogan-like.
purpose: Alcohol provides no benefit to your body whatsoever. Its simply adding more toxins into your body. Furthermore, removing alcohol from your life also minimalizes those embarressing moments that everyone remembers except yourself. (ie waking up in Mt Druitt (ask D.J), vomitting in the centre of party during its climax (ask A.Tran).
4. Refraining from eating carbs and protein at the same meal. Ie steak and potatoes.
Purpose: it takes too long to digest, thus your body is wasting energy.
5. No more junk food. i never really had that much before, but i occasionally indugled in some sweets and biscuits. Now its a strict sanction
6. Occasionally have meats. Meat was a fundamental part of my diet. i just love it too much.
purpose: Getting proteins and energy through more veggies is a more efficient way.
Social
1. Need to undergo more fulfilling activities. Ie No more bumming, PC is the equivalent of bumming,
That is probably the most significant reform i must undergo.
2. More xangering.
xanga is used for many purposes: Many say it's simply a form of communication, but deep down inside, there are ulterior motives.
- for some, its a means of venting out a range of emotions, whether it be love, bliss, sadness, loneliness
- it is also a means of relating to others and sharing the same happiness and misery,
- some see it as a tool for obtaining attention, and justifying their position in the world,
- its used a fascade for masking insecurities,
- for others its a hope that the girl/boy of their dreams will stumble onto their site, and declare their love for them. In laymens terms, 'picking up'
- and for the sick and creepy individuals, its a means of staaaaalking. . . . . hehehehehe.
I think for the majority of purposes (excluding the latter) xanga is a good thing. It's a means of evoking and expressing, intimate emotions and interactions, which modern society has been conditioned, through its forms of rigid schooling and rapid lifestyles, to discourage.
Relationships
1. unfortunately non existent ... hence SF.
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| charades - an oldie but goodie
Of all the things a bunch of 20 yr olds could've chosen to do after watching the NRL grand final we chose to play ... charades. However i shall not taint this game with cynicism as i am a sucker for old, childish games. As always, our group became divided into 2 teams The Blacks (Me, David, Mel, Livia, Mick, JY, Oli) vs The Whites (Aj, Sam, Tran, Shana, Byron, Choi)
Despite the few setbacks, such as explaining the game in traditional Chinese/Hokkien caligraphy to Mick, and Tran's inability to communicate via body language, and utter INSISTANCE on being a KJ and watching the premier league,... Charades turned out to be hilarious.
A few classics:
1) Mick trying to interpret Fab Five (as in Queer eye). Mick spent 2 minutes (maximum time allowed) using traditional Chinese sign language(to which only Sam could comprehend), clarifying that there were 5 members (which simply could've been achieved by holding up 5 fingers). hmm and he somehow failed to communicate the part about them being GAY. He thought it was sufficient and appropriate to vivedly thrust his pelvis in my face, which otherwise could've simply been portrayed with a few feminine hand movements and waves.
2)Shana trying to interpret The OC (tv DRAMA). Shana felt the movement of her arms in wave-like motions would suffice. Frankly.. we thought she was motioning Hurricane Katrina. I think she misinterpreted it for Dawson's Creek. but cudos to her for maintaining the same motion for 2 minutes straight, despite her team's pleas for some other clues.
3)Livia stripping .... i honestly forgot what she was meant to portray .. pls fill me in
4)Tran interpretting Nemo. Tran successfully ascertained the 'NEMO' part of the keyword by imitating a squid-like fish. However his group had severe difficulty in ascertaining the 'FINDING' component. This eventuated into a 30 minute argument as to whether NEMO was sufficient, or whether the exact words must be obtained. If anyone knows the proper rules pls inform me as our group is still debating over it.
The easiest
1) the keyword was FOB. JY simply pointed at Mick and Sam, to which our team instantly guessed it in 2 seconds. Simon continued with the racial slurs despite the round being over.
The hardest
1) the keyword was MANAGER. JY points to all the males in the room (ie 10/11) to which we ascertained MAN . then motions that the word is 3 syllables. Simon instantaneously guessed MANAGER..... raaaandom.
2) the keyword was illuminate. Sam crawled up into a little ball, then slowly inflated himself. Then pointed at Mel's chandeliers. To which Byron guessed ILLUMINATE. raaaaandom.
The impossible
1) the keyword was Korean World Cup. After someone had pointed to all the koreans in the room, everyone thought the keyword was "sikkunt', ' goodlooking', 'sexy', 'genius', 'champions', ....... it went on for 2 minutes. Until we finally gave up to realise it was Korean World Cup. hehehehe
However that wasn't the only fun and games. We also foolishly decided to venture down to Hurstville (Mel's habitat) park at 1am, to participate in a game of ManHunt, Hide and Seek, and 44 Home. Sam unfortunately had flashbacks of his days in the Singaporean Army and felt compelled to hide for approximately 1 hr, after digging a trench/manhole, covered with scrubs. It then took another 2 hrs to calm him down and convince him that he was no longer enlisted, and that we were his FRIENDS, and that he was currently participating in a GAME, in SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA. All the best in your recovery Sam, and enjoy your stay. =)
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| The good
1.GRAND FINAL DAY
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH HAS ARRIVED.
to be honest i don't support neither the west tigers or the north queensland cowboys, but in loyalty as a resident of sydney i shall support the tigers. GO THE TIGERS.
2. Almost finished law
The bad
I've lost a samsung D500 and 3 fone as a result of intoxication. Ok, losing the samsung hurt a lil, cuz of its trendiness and cost. Losing the 3 fone wasnt as bad because it was shit neway, but the NUMBERS !!!! What have i learnt from this ...... to somehow physically attach my mobile to my body when i go out drinking... or to go on detox till the end of semester (which wont be hard becuz the finals are liek on 3 weeks) and most importantly MODERATION.
As a consequence of my drunken carelessness i am now officially uncontactable via the means of mobile network. This could be a good thing, cuz then i can focus on study without being distracted.
NOTE: Choi pls have a look in your car, as i really doubt i would've thrown my phone out the window. LOL
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE
The positive aspect of this predicament is that i now have an excuse to acquire another phone. Also in the period that i am phone less, i shall try to become less dependant on technology and get more in touch with nature. And for the next few days i shall be protecting my precious brain from the dantesque radiation emitted by mobiles.
NOTE: pls do not misunderstand this post and view me as a drunken savage. I never am or will be THAT guy who did THAT thing at THAT party,(ie Tran, Don Franko, C-Block actually i think my whole group is guilty), but i have an annoying habit of losing things when i am intoxicated.
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Due to the epic dota victory, my ego has inflated 3 fold. i currently
believe Koreans cannot be defeated in anything and victory has
everything to do with Koreans
(Note: as i mentioned in my last post, many exceptions have to be made, as many Koreans are losers)
Evidence
1. The Swannies. It must be realised that Red and White are Korean national colours. Therefore......
2. The West Tigers: The tiger was the national emblem for the 1988 Seoul Olympics
Therefore .......
3. Valentino Rossi: Valentino Rossi is Italian and he is the 500CC
World Champion. However the Koreans DEFEATED the Italians in the last
World Cup. Therefore ....
4. Fernando Alonso is the youngest and current F1 Champion. He wears
Renault's colour blue. Note, Korea's other national colour is blue.
Also, he is Brazilian. Korea is geographically located higher on the
earth than Brazil. Therefore ......
5. Tiger Woods is the current PGA champion. Tiger Woods is black.
Wesley Snipes is also black, and he is married to a korean. Therefore
......
6. Roger Federer is currently ranked No.1 in Tennis. Koreans don't give a shit about tennis.
I also personally individually and collectivelly (koreans in my group)
think i/we can beat anyone at anything. Any challengers pls post, and
if i think you are worthy, then i will take you up on that challenge.
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| What a glorious morning it has been. . .
I woke up in bed (calm down ladies), with a single thought on my mind. That i was the offical Dota Champion.
THE EVENT : WSFDC (World SF Dota Championships)
 (DAVID is this illegal?? )
THE PARTICIPANTS: The
Almighty Koreans v The Others (Honkies, Singaporeans, Malaysians, and
one Vietnamese) Thanks to Melvin's racist culture, and Apartheid
policies, the teams were segregated according to race, the size of eyes
and skin colour.
The Koreans, (David G Hong, Simon H Kim, John J Lee, Thomas H Choi and
Harold Kim) took on the Others ( Melvin Gan, Chris (korean), Samwise,
Darwin Hung, Bobby Li, Byron Wong, Andrew Pho Bo TRAN).
LOCATION : Webstation Strathfield (yes this Xanga is commercialized, so any interested companies, pls contact me for paid advertisments)
THE WAGER: Full payment of PC
costs (around $20 per person), and Dinner (winner's choice) and most
importantly, PRIDE, MANHOOD, and PATRIOTISM
From the beginning of the day, there was rabid tension with certain
members threatening to boycott the event due the uncharacteristic
lateness of the Koreans. ie David Hong, John Lee, Harold Kim. One
member of the opposition who, chose to remain anonymous (Andr*w
Tra*), threatened to "smash the Koreans" when they arrived. Only
after some "soothing persuasion" by his "mate" Darwin, did he subside.
Game 1.
The Koreans were victorious thanks to the self proclaimed leadership of
David Hong. Despite the feeble start by the Koreans, they managed to
pull of a convincing victory, much to the avid disappointment of the
Others. Throughout the game, David managed to set new decibal records,
whilst Simon sought medical assistance for subsequent ear drum damage.
All credit to the Others who tried hard. However there was debate over
the victory as they're best player Samwise had arrived late.
Game2.
Further disagreements arose on the arrival of Samwise, regarding his
participation in Game 2. According to the rigid rules set out by Mel,
whoever was late was not allowed to participate. On most occasions Mel
is seen as a man of ethics and principals by his peers. However on this
fated day he was told to "get F****d" by the Others.
Characteristically, some members took that meaning literally, much to
Mel's disappointment ... and ample pain).
Game 2 was another epic battle which resulted in a victory for the
others due to Darwin's self proclaimed phenomenal game play. Melvin
also claims the turning point was due to his contribution, as did Byron
and Bobby. Tran however sided with Darwin  .
After this game, i realised some of our group members had serious
issues. David for example needs urgent anger management assistance.
Whilst Choi needs to be medicated for tourettes. Tourettes (incase
you're wondering) is a neurological disorder characterized by
repetitive, stereotyped involuntary vocalizations ie, screaming out
phrases such as "SUCK MY C**K" at inopportune moments such as lectures.
Thus the Championship was drawn at 1:1.
The Decider.
Much to Undi's disappointment(who wanted to go and study, or pick up),
a third game had to be played. This was the game where the Koreans
revealed their true colours of blue, red, black and white. Only after
45 minutes, did the Korean's convincingly defeated the others. Some
fans described this victory as a Cinderella story, where koreans
started off with nothing but their motivation and pride, and blossomed
into beautiful princesses ... wait .... no .. i mean blossomed into
Dota Champions.
VICTORY was inevitable for Koreans as Koreans, individually and
collectively, cannot lose at ANYTHING. Actually let me rephrase, some,
actually.... many Koreans are losers, but Koreans like myself do not
know the meaning of defeat or failure. That's right ... any challengers
pls post a comment.
 
 
WINNERS ARE GRINNERS !!!
 
 
THE AFTERMATH: Despite the
tension and anger throughout the day, all was forgetten at the dinner
table. Although some members were not gracious in victory. It was
suggested by someone, who chooses to remain anonymous, that the Others
(losers) should eat at a separate table from the Koreans. After some
speculation however, the Koreans generously allowed the losers to dine
at the same table.
All in all, it was a great day, kudos to Mel for organising. Although
there was much blood, anger, and tears shed in the PC room, at the end
of the day, Dota was the winner. Oh... and so were the Koreans (a.k.a
sikkents) Special mention to Simon, who was such a great team player
and deserves the MVP award.
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